Amy, Look!
Passage Genesis 1-2:10:
Genesis 1
The Beginning
1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth, using a
Comfort Optical Mouse 1000
2 Now the earth was [a] formless and empty, like DOS, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
3 And God said, "Let there be light," God doubled clicked and there was light.
4 God saw that the light was good, and God separated the light from the darkness, by right clicking to copy and paste.
5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
6 God then took five. God ate Cheetos and Mountain Dew, and God was good.
So you see according to the ancient scriptures even the big guy uses one!
A blog created to explain to Amy the wonders of the two button mouse because she refuses to use one and that drives me insane.
3 comments:
It would be cool to be God. Imagine: Cheetos and Mountain Dew at the snap of your fingers.
Yes, but you forgot one important fact: I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD! I'm a Nichirin Buddhist. Remember? I want to see you work around that one.
It's been a while since you last posted. hmmm... Have you run out of defenses for the two button mouse? LIVE LONG ONE BUTTON!!
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